I just remembered that today is the day I was supposed to get my signed accepted invitation back to The Association if I am going to get it to them in time for them to help me get through Cycle Two! They actually said in the letter that if I didn't get it back to them by today I may be too far along in Cycle Two for them to help me. lol I'll just be beyond help, I guess. I've always thought that anyway!
I googled Greatest Kept Secret, by the way, and found two other sites where people mentioned getting this same very long, very weird letter. I hope no one was foolish enough to take them up on their offer!